this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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