Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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