Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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