Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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