I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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