the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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