can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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