yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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