You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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