its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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