Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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