they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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