is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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