Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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