We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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