New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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