Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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