My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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