batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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