dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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