I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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