then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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