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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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