I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
This is not my ceiling
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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