Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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