YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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