you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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