guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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