she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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