Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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