birth control should be required to get into college
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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