Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i now understand why vodka
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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