I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize