Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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