She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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