My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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