I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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