He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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