dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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