Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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