Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I pour the whiskey from now on
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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