I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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