Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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