I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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