HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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