He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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