He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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