we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Houston, we have a squirter
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm experimenting with sincerity
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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