I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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