who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have fence marks all over my body
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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